So I was bored today, and decided I would take the entire ‘Zero Wing’ intro video script and translate it into Linux and bash commands.  And here is the result:

#!/bin/bash
cd A.D. 2101
touch war
echo !!
su somebody chown us:us /bomb
wall 'signal'
startx
who
ps au
find / -user you -name base -exec chown us:us {} \;
mv you -i /dev/null
tail /var/log/messages
find / -user you -iname 'chance to survive' \
    -exec chown nobody:nobody {} \;
make ~/time
read -p "Captain!!"
mv zig /
read –p "You know what you doing?"
for great in justice; do
    find / -name zig -exec mv {} . \;
done